I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
then he tried to convert me to islam
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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