false alarm. still invincible.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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