it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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