I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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