C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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