you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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