Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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