Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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