Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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