Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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