I molested 6 butterflies tonight
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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