I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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