He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I skipped work to stalk him.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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