My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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