HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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