I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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