Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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