worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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