Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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