My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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