Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I'm really busy with my period
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