My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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