i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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