Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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