I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is Oprah even human
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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