i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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