i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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