I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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