he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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