Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
