I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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