yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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