Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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