Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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