Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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