Porn is love you can see.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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