$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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