lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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