At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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