Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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