I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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