I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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