I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
wow bdsm is so cute
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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