do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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