Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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