I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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