I just saw a hot homeless man
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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