I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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