Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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