I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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