Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have aggressive nipples.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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