i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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