i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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